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In a world full of complicated identity labels, we finally found the one that fits perfectly. Meet your new favorite statement piece: the "I Identify As A Problem" premium tee.
Crafted for the chronically self-aware, the professional mischief-makers, and anyone who prefers their humor dark and their t-shirts comfortable. Buy it for yourself, or gift it to that one friend who shouldn't be left unsupervised in public.

100% Honest, 0% Apologetic: Bold, crisp white lettering that instantly clears up any misconceptions about your behavior before you even open your mouth.
Instant Social Immunity: Wearing this gives you an automatic pass for minor chaotic acts. It’s not your fault; it's literally who you are.
Premium "High-Functioning Chaos" Quality: Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton that stays fresh and comfortable, even when your life is mildly falling apart.
The Ultimate Ice-Breaker: Proven to increase high-fives at bars, knowing nods from strangers, and nervous glances from authority figures.

Fit: Relaxed, standard Western fit. Perfect for hiding the results of your questionable dietary choices.
Fabric: 100% Premium Breathable Cotton (Soft enough to sleep in, durable enough to survive a wild night out).
Print: High-contrast solid white ink. Wash-resistant, drama-resistant.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print (unless you want to prove that you are, indeed, a problem).
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